woo fooooo i am changin guardian or should i say movin house v v soon . in fact, its this friday. yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.. its v near to macquarie uni. can jus walk .. great.

and the best part is i can buy my own furniture.. waaa...personal furniture.. nice nice... i wanna buy metallic dustbin with voice recognition..wahhaha jk jk ..

i'm startin work v soon also.. slowly i will get rich, and after i get rich i ...i ... can buy alot of things. tat is if i can get rich la . but v soon. ok .. v soon.. i will start workin..

posted by Elven King at 3/29/2007 11:03:00 AM

-----New Year resolution----

1.be more fit

2.earn my first pay (money $$$$$ )

3.learn general computing

4.take up scuba diving course (certificate )

5.learn self defense

posted by Elven King at 3/26/2007 08:59:00 AM

List of sucky mistakes in Aus
1.)should’nt have brought my pc here.-its heavy and its spoiled when it reach here. Gotta fix it which cost like another $200
2.)should have not use Aussie family as my agent. Only know how to talk cock and sing song only. Got me a place with no internet. Now I need to move house, must pay another $300 to tat retarded agent.
3.)should have bought my pc here instead. At least the plug is the same. No need so confusing use the converter and blab la bla ..

basically almost everything ( besides school) have been going wrong ever since I arrive in Aus.
Eh and seriously. I really donnu wat the ang mohs wan from me man .. really. Anyway I cant be bothered anymore. I really cant connect with ang moh lang 1 le .they find me odd. I find them even more odd. . I feel a lot more comfortable talking or being around south east asian ppl . oh btw.. I sick of angmoh food already. I miss rice a lot .. I wan to eat wanton mie. Oh hokkian mie. Where the hell did all the mie go mann … here got … pasta.. wa lewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww….. got Chinese food la .. but taste like the plastic container it’s holdin.

Well, other then the stuff mentioned above. I’ve been adaptin real well . made a lot of new frins. Waa.. the frins I make know is like the friends I make in a year back in sing man .

posted by Elven King at 3/26/2007 08:57:00 AM

look at the banner at the top of the hill ... its the holy banner of the holy roman empire .. be proud of it ..

posted by Elven King at 3/20/2007 07:17:00 AM

This whole month has been full of crap man . but I’m still standin tall.. almost everything is not go smoothly. First is my com, brought here and straight away spoil. Have to go and repair.. secondly now before I arrive in Australia… ok ok .. i am sick of writing this already.. jus look at the letter below and u’ll understand. Imam is my agent.

Dear imam

Thank you for the tips. And by the way I am having problems right now .
I have been living in 26 crescent ave for one whole month now and still there is no internet connection set up .

Before I arrive in Australia I have clearly told you that my two requirements are
1.) near macquarrie university and
2.) have internet.

There is internet coverage in 26 crescent ave but I have to buy wireless, which is very expensive and the amount of download is very limited. Another option is to get a optus cable set up, but the problem is that I am going to be under their 12 month contract . and I wont be living in 26 crescent ave when I turn 18 (October).

As far as I can remember when I asked a lot of question to aussie family they told me to “ trust them because they are going to find the best house for me.” And now aussie family cant seem to even fulfill 1 of my requirement . and by the way, 26 crescent ave is no way near the uni. The bus comes every half and hour and usually in the morning there is traffic jam.

And the worst thing now is that when I told aussie family I want to move house, to another guardian, they told me that I must pay additional $200 and they will find me a new guardian .

So imam please help me settle this problem. I am a student and internet is very important to me. I need to use it for school work and get information from .

Yours truly,
Andre.

yup. Tats basically my problem. I do not have internet here in Australia. Before I arrive in aus my agent told me that there is internet set up and waitin for me to use .. but to my disappointment.. guess wat .. no farking internet .. so u can say that I am being cheated. Oh and btw.. I am currently finding out how to sue the company. If I find that the procedures are not that troublesome, I may sue the company.

And throughout my stay at aus, I’ve learn a lot of things about the angmohs.. some are seriously very confusing.. the first thing I know is that they are a lot more vulgar then we Asians. They use a lot of this word.. “bloody” so for eg. Bloody good , bloody shit, bloody long ect ect .. ok .. tat is not the shocking part .. they also use alot of vulgarities like “fuck” in their daily language. As in even everyday talking also have “fuck”. I am not talking about teenagers, I’m talking about the adults and fathers and basically matured growned up married with kids people . even if their not angry or anything they will say “fuck” ..

At first I thought angmohs angry then use vulgarities u know. Ehh then I realize ah.. they everyday speech also have vulgarities 1 le .. talking to family members also will show middle finger and stuff 1 .. ehh don’t forget .. adults le .. u got see your father point middle finger infront of u .. to your mother not ?? no rite ?? I see already really v confused le … I thought they angry.. but then they talk normally.. but use vulgarities .. wat the hell ?? where they learn from 1 sial .. siao gina le ..

Now I know after seein this some will say .. waa not true le .. I went to aus before all the angmohs v friendly 1 le ..

Ok. .. they are friendly , yes I agree .. but friendly as in when u fall down they help u .. your wallet lost they help u find. They found something they return, when old ppl in the bus some1 will stand up and let the ah ma sit, those kind of surface stuff only... but other then tat ah .. waaaaaaaaaa kaoooooo ehhhhhhh …. They ssuuppeerr super sibe very selfish 1 le .. wa low .. very le .. if there is a problem ah, they don’t care 1 le and don’t wanna know also .. basically couldn’t be bothered la .. super cold blooded sial ..

Like in sing ah .. got some1 fall down .. ppl act act like never see rite ?? got grandmother in the bus, ppl act act never see rite ?? but when problem comes .. they use this thing u know .. its called the heart.. ok … human heart. Say it in Chinese.. human heart. there is care .. ok .. some chinese will treat a person like his own son and help him 1 u know .. but here .. ok .. bo such thing 1 ok..

Ok some will now say .. chey, andre .. u jus meet the wrong person only la .. angmohs v kind 1 .. ok now I tell u who this person is ok .. its my own guardian lei .. ok.. when angmohs say .. ok I will rent u a room to stay .. Its really jus strictly business 1 lei .. I don’t care for your problem u don’t care mine .. they don’t like ppl to ask about their things 1 .. like how’s your family ?? cannot 1 .. u jus pay your rent every week. Tats it.. bo feeling 1 .. u know .. ta men mei you sin de !!!! v cold .. I seriously don’t understand how those angmoh play their games 1 le ..


posted by Elven King at 3/20/2007 07:10:00 AM

Anywayz, bout my dogs. One of the 2 horny dogs is normal now. Diko is ok now, bcos black is so fierce.... balck tried to attack diko when it tries to get near to lala. And this horny little black poodle is soooo desperate. U see, we locked lala in the cage and black, literally camp in front of the entrace of the cage. When i put lala into my room, black will camp outside my room. Geez.... is it TAT desperate. But i understand, most human male species should understand anywayz. I mean, the little poodle has testicles almost as large as the goldens! It's like.... can u imagine ( if u r a guy ) u have testicles the size of the baboons?? The propotionality of the size of their body and the size of their testicles is like too big. But i guess tats wat makes them exist tdy! In almost every species, the male species are always the horny ones.... geez...

loiiiii

posted by Elven King at 3/14/2007 09:33:00 AM

Monday, January 24, 2005 Great... juz great
Anywayz, i met Andree (my oldest frend) last weekend online. Been a long time since we met online eh.... He also sad case.... so lonely at home eh... alone everyday at home with his, whom he says, annoying sister. I understand totally. Not many understand. Been at home with so many frends, then reduce and reduce and now u r alone.... not easy to get used to.. i tried it too. Pray for u that u'll get used to it soon.Btw, let me tell u about Andree. He is quite an anti-social guy (quite like me!). He dun like to go out.... rite? And he DREADS loneliness. Not a gd thing.... i dun dread loneliness. I can be alone a few months and i'm fine! Anyway, he's my oldest frend. Known him for like a decade. We live in the same house for like 6 years??!! 80% of lifetime we hang out together. Our mind sort of combined! HAUHAUAHUAHUAH.... I mean, check this out. 9/10 times, when we board the bus and tap our ez-link card, the bips sounded like one bip, juz louder, meaning we tapped it together! When we looked at an area, we always notices the same thing. Evertime i go, "Waaa... look at that!". He always, "I wanted to say that!". And vice versa. Strange eh.... There lots more egs but i shant elaborate more. We have reached such high state of brotherhood, we do not need presents or words to express it. We juz know it.One real frend is better than a thousand frends.My presence in indo juz messes the life of the ppl around me. If i was in sg, my mum wouldnt have to be so busy here! And Andree wouldnt be so lonely eh? Then can play games together! Or laugh at stupid lame jokes. But I dun have any choice. Hopefully i can make it to sg uni. tat's all for tdy.

posted by Elven King at 3/14/2007 09:28:00 AM

hehehehe. I was like go egypt! BUt they dun wan leh... Why nobody is interested in egypt????? Except for Andree. In your lifetime, u MUZ visit egypt once. I dun know why, but juz MUZ!..

taken from andri's blog again ...arhh .. going egypt brother .. 3 years ago still got no bomb .. now ah .. loiii ...

posted by Elven King at 3/11/2007 07:02:00 PM

Tdy i go Andree's house to play. We watch a few shows at first and play a bit of games. Then we decided to go down to play his rifle. Cool man.... It's my 1st time but damn... I'm good! He has 2 guns. I used the better one but i can the louosier one too! I tried both anyway. We shot cans and metal bottle. We spend a few hours shooting... While his mum showered us with food and drinks! Very nice... You know, in Indo I nvr go hungry. In fact i'm always too full. The food is akways there before i ask for it... Actually i hate that too. Hahaha...I came back from his house at bout 4 pm. The I continue with my guitar practice. That's all for tdy. And i heard Indri can't get into Zhong Hua, sad for her. :( Good Luck with the other schools!

taken from andri's blog again .. at december 2004 .. ahhh... 3 years .. felt so long man ..

posted by Elven King at 3/11/2007 06:58:00 PM

My room-mate got into some 'trouble' for having a gf. His parent are pretty strict on this kind of thing and came to singapore for this matter. They asked me out to talk about it. Ask me what would i do, stuff like tat. Even his tution teaher is involved... but fortunately his parent let him stay attached. Guess why.... It's because i say every child have to try out. As long as it doesnt hurt him permanently, why not? Then he finish his end-year exam.

extracted from my room mate's blog(andri) in november 2004 ... wahahah .. long lasting memories man ... lol ..

posted by Elven King at 3/11/2007 06:48:00 PM

Greetings people of the world .. I am andre and welcome to my blog.. an area free from government propaganda and the only propaganda all will hear is created by me .. which is the truth..

Anyway, for all those who donnu me, I am a very boring person. Even my guardian say I’m boring. But, I find myself v interesting, I have excess creativity which sometimes could lead me to trouble .. but as always .. I manage to get out of it. 1 classic example is that I almost get zero for my “O” levels for bringing papers outside the exam hall. (not suppose to do tat) . actually I’m not bringing it out man .. I’m keeping it as souvenir . the teachers don’t understand man .. oh btw if u wan to know wats my L1R5 .. ITS FREAKING EASY TO REMEMBER .. NO MATTER WHO U ARE .. MY L1R5 IS 2 POINTS BELOW YOU … WAHAHHAHAHH … EVEN IF U’R TOP FOR YOUR SCHOOL OR CLASS .. WHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAH .. nvm .. fuhgeddit … fuhgeddit ..

Another super ability that I have is that I don’t know how to dance. Which is good and keeps me away from pups/or bars as those place often have sexual assaults I don’t like bars or pubs anyways..

Ok .. most ppl donnu the next 1 .. I am actually very kind by nature .. avoiding conflict and believe in solving it peacefully .. but everytime got misunderstanding cauz my tongue very sharp .. as in my words very sharp .. ok .. nvm fuhgeddit. Even my mother don’t like me for that .. oh and btw.. in fact, because of this my mother prefer my sister then me .. even though I get things done and problems solved …

I would prefer to stay at home and play the video games rather then go out and walk walk. But lately I am finding that by staying at home I don’t really get a lot of information. So the next best place to be is at the book shop. Especially in aus, u can read the book and put it back .. so its something like the library littat, and even better ..all the books are new .. lol .

I am currently in Australia and I just arrive like 3 weeks ago.. I find the food v fattening and I am too lazy to exercise.. but soon I gotta start man .. I am also currently “going” to learn how to cook .. so far I understands very well how to cook rice.. and egg.. and indomie. The food here is also very ex. $11 for char kue tiao. Shit … and not v nice summore .. taste like the plastic container it is holding ..

I am also finding work .. and joining the archery club or scuba diving 1 .. wee ..
Oh and I miss my friends very much .. so if u think u’r my friend.. say “yes I miss u too andre” at the tag board .. oh and if u’r embarrassed or shy or not confident enough ..u can e-mail it to me also ..

posted by Elven King at 3/11/2007 06:00:00 PM

more wonderful pics taken by me of mother nature at its best !!

posted by Elven King at 3/09/2007 10:51:00 AM

posted by Elven King at 3/09/2007 09:26:00 AM

hermm... today i full month i've been here ..
oh oh .. straight to the point .. i saw some1 .. totally look like wan tat man .. waa loww .. i damn shock le .. but tat person alot taller ..
ohhhh ... and there is 1 girl .. in my communications class....totally like selina man ... v irritating also ... omg ... i think i'm seeing things man ..

and the students here all v serious 1 .. all like adult already .. like . i never see any1 like keewee le .. or weiren littat ... can bully .. lol.. no la no la .. herhe

posted by Elven King at 3/09/2007 08:03:00 AM

people of the world .. jus realised that there is alot alot of hw to do sial .. as in really alot lei .. the maths is damn easy la .. but alot of questions man .. damn..

wanted to join the fencing and the scuba diving club man .. oh oh and find job also ..but better settle down first ..


posted by Elven King at 3/07/2007 12:26:00 PM

oh man .. i miss parkway sial .. i miss char kue tiao also man.... there is no kei tiao here man ..... there is only pasta ... freaking angmoh food and steak .. and more beef .. BO rice lei ... where is roti prata man .. (although i dont eat roti prata ) .. loiii ... the food here v fattening man ... i dont wanna grow fat leiii ...

the subs i taking damn easy sial .. the maths is err sec 3 got learn before 1 .. lol .. algebra and stuff .. and quadratic equation .. lol ... haha .. and i got class like 3 times a week only ..

i am acutally coping quite well la .. makin friends at a v rapid rate .. lol .. ppl here more friendly i guess .. singaporean like more tao littat .. i donnu .. tats the word to describe rite ?? ..

and 1 more thing which is bad .. there is no more uniform man .. i donnu if tat is good or bad man .. but i have to think wat to wear everyday man .. arghh ...


posted by Elven King at 3/06/2007 01:32:00 PM

piewwwww..... second week of the school le .. and today is officially the first day that i am late for school .. how great is tat .. haha... only pass 2 weeks and i am already late for the first time .. not a v good impression on the ang mohs eh .. lol ..

well .. good thing is .. made alot of frins now .. not bad for a v boring boy like me man ..wahahaha.. got from .. (most of all ) form kh .. korea .. middle east .. africa.. and the closest i can get to singapore is a malaysian .. at least can understand singlish man ...... arghhhA

posted by Elven King at 3/06/2007 10:46:00 AM

waaaaaaaaaa.... i am back ... shit man .. my com spoil and my internet still haven set up .. err anyway ... i have started school for like err 1 week... i'm still tryin to figure my way around the uni ... acutally ... i am only studyin in a particular building in the uni la .. eheh ... anywaay .. went for orentation ...wa lewwwwwwwwwwww.... most of them is hk ppl sial .... no singaporean .. 2 indonesian ... siiii liao laaaa .... then if i i ask them ... "eh u eat liao ma" ?? they dont understand leiiiiiiiiiiii ... must say .. " have u eaten ??"" waaaaaaa kaooooooooooooo ....

oh oh .. btw ... i only have class 3 days a week ...wahahhahahahahahha ... and 1 class is only 4 h .. wahahahahhaha .,.. sibe shiok man .............the maths ... sec 2 do before 1 .. wahhahahh algebra ... wahahhahah ... shit ..

posted by Elven King at 3/03/2007 04:21:00 PM