tea time ..

posted by Elven King at 1/27/2007 06:11:00 PM

ok i'm very very no tahan already ..i'm so v v v v v v v sick .. if ppl sayin .. " yierr andre, treat yiwei better le .." or "ehh, where got boyfriend like that one "
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ok .. no more this kind of shit anymore ... ok i admit i didnt buy nice presents on yiwei's birthday.. or do something nice ... or surprise her with flowers .. or i'm drop dead boring ... or i dont have a sweet tongue ... i only know how to complain when shopping is taking too long .. ok .. fine ... or i'm not romantic at all .. not even a single bit .. ok ..
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BUT I AM TAKING A PLANE .. YES .. A PLANE .. TO SINGAPORE .. JUS TO SEE HER AGAIN .. BEFORE I LEAVE FOR AUS .. I DARE ANY FUCKING ONE OF U .. READING THIS FUCKING BLOG .. TO TRAVEL BY PLANE .. TO SEE YOUR LOVE ONE OVERSEAS .. CAN U FUCKING MORTALS EVEN DARE TO DO IT ?? i dont even think your parents even allow u shits to do that..
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ah yes , u all every single day .. or maybe every h .. talk sweet things to your girl/boyfriend .. saying .. ohh " laobo .. wo ai ni .." without you i cannot live .. " i will love u forever BULLSHIT ... FUCKING BULLSHIT ... i promise u .. i never .. ever before say to yiwei . i will love u forever .. but this is the fact .. i've stead with yi wei for over 2 years now ..
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U SHIT PPL CANT EVEN HOLD ON FOR 3 MONTHS .. WAN TO TALK SO MUCH ?? HUH .. i've been through alot of adventures with yiwei .. and i'm v proud we'r still together until now ..
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so u ppl.. dont even cross your mind .. or even worst .. say out .. eh andre .. treat yi wei better le .. ok ... u ppl ... are nth ... total nth ... in terms or relationship ..

posted by Elven King at 1/25/2007 01:30:00 PM

yesterday .. i learned how to cook rice .. simple enough .. today .. i jus learned how to cook fried rice .. NEXT STOP .. learnin how to cut meat .. chic, cow , pork, fish ... beef .
roger.. over and out ... beeebbbbbbb...

posted by Elven King at 1/23/2007 01:05:00 PM

everything is screwed up now .. i'm leaving for aus .. and everything is not sure ..not that my plans for aus is not sure .. the things i leave behind is not sure ... everythin is not here i wan them to be .. they are nt at the right place .. everything is so messy .. even my family is screwed up ... i cant even leave in peace .. shit

posted by Elven King at 1/22/2007 02:31:00 AM

actually frankly speaking ... i'm actually not as confident as i think i am.. i'm like .. going to a totally new enviroment / habitat .. i dont know anybody .. ( accept 1 or 2 ) ... i donnu how they gonna play it in my gonna be Uni .. i donnu wat the exam like .. i donnu wats the hw like .. i donnu how they behave .. i live in singapore for exactly 10 years now .. i successfuly established a fort there .. and now suddenly i need to go to aus .. damn i so emo now ..

actually jus to sum up everything .. its 1 word .. i'm scared.. but excited .. but more of scared ..

posted by Elven King at 1/20/2007 07:46:00 PM

i think my mother dont like me as much as last time le .. i realise ever since i ask her to send sister to singapore .. she dont like me as much as last time anymore .. well .. she personally says that she dont wan sister to go to singapore .. cauz she'll be v lonely at indo .. but this is a v selfish desition wat .. jus cauz 1 has personal problem .. do not allow the children to study abroad ..
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i think there is quite a diffrence between me and my mother .. the biggest 1 is this .. for example , today i said "what if i got tumour" .. then she goes .. "CHOI" "TOUCH WOOD" " PUI PUI " i totally cannot stand this .. she is the person that, believe that ONE CANNOT STAND UNDER THE LADDER .. OR CANNOT OPEN UMBRELLA IN THE HOUSE OR WHEN SEE A BLACK CAT MEANS A PERSON DIE .. ECT ECT ...


... wat kind of religion is this ?? buddhist ??
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THIS cannot be tolerated ... not at all ..
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I DONT LIKE THIS KIND OF BELIEVE AT ALL ...

posted by Elven King at 1/16/2007 07:18:00 PM

i had ... many adventures in my life .. many many .. unforgetable adventures in my life .. have i said about the story about my $300 being throwned up the cupborard and had i had to drill a hole through the cupboard to reach my $300 ? or the 1 that i kick the banana tree and the whole canopy fell off ? or the 1 i almost got 0 for my "O" lvls for stealing papers ?? haha ..seriously tat time .. i knew .. i jus knew that i'm not gonna get a 0 .. i've been through so many adventures .. that i knew .. i am not gonna get a 0 .. i dont die that easily ... whahahhaha
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i still remember, the first time i got to 4EB .. i intro this song .." celebrate tonight com'on " ... and classmates were like singin and singin .. and i took it a step furthur by standing on the table .. then a teacher came in .. i forgot it was who .. i think its remedious .. waaaaa ... v exciting ... OR the another incident, where i did not threw the paper aeroplane.. and remidous jus screamed at me .. and tried to make fun of me by saying my name .. and i shot back at her .. damn .. that is one of the most rude moment i had ..
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i had many .. too .. adventures with yiwei .. oh yes i do .. it's more then 2 years now .. which problem we haven face yet .... from finicial crisis ... haha... to problems with parents ...assholic
neighbours , diffrent classes and so on and so on ..but we still made it through .. i think her only complain is that i am not romantic enough .. boooooooooo
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loi .. i'm not like some ppl out there .. i heard before .. " i will love you till the end of time.. wo ai ni lao bo "(or watever it is spelled) or baby, i will love you for 1000 years bullshit .. and yet .. after a few months, break then.... cry and cry and cry ... then later say .. 'oh my heart cannot take this pain anymore .. i cut myself .. (or harm oneself ) .. but yet after just a few months ..find another opposite sex and the process goes around again ... am i not right ?
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i never say those kind of stuff but fact .. i am still with her till now .. its more then 2 years now .. this 18feb .. is 28 months already... that is someting isnt it ?? tell me it is .. no need to hold back your tongue now ..

posted by Elven King at 1/15/2007 10:09:00 PM

Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Therefore put on the full armour of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the brestplate of righteousness in place, and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. In additional to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. (EPHESIANS 6:11-17)

posted by Elven King at 1/14/2007 03:55:00 PM

The King of England has just been slain in battle .. yesterday .. i was playin medieveal 2 total war .. chose England as my faction ..
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i thought the scots castle is empty .. so went to their door step .. and suddenly the whole scottish army came out of no where and bang ... i started out with 878 men .. after the fight .. only left 6 ppl .. the king got shot by crossbow and ..piewwwww ... there goes my faction leader ...
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played till like 3 am .. then at 5 am gotta wake up .. go buy fish .. koi fish actually .. i myself got myself 3 fightin fish .. 2 for deco .. and 1 is fighter ... hehe .. v excting ... and mother bought some goldfish to fill the empty pish tank ..
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then after tat went to church .. and then go shangri-la eat dim sum .. with father pren .. as usual .. talk and talk till i sian half ... more then half already man ... damn ... went home .. played with the fish ... and now .. blogging and playin medieval 2 total war ...

posted by Elven King at 1/14/2007 03:39:00 PM

ok ... if that is not good enough for a day ... i finally could give the 3 digit combination which my father has forgotten for 10 years .. that is skill .. rite ... i confess at first .. is i anyhow turn 1 .. but giving the exact numbers to open the safe in the future ..that is skill .. pure 100% andreian faelivrinan 360 degrees ultimate super duper crazy suckass SKILL ... PURE SKILL !!!!
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I TELL U .. ONE DAY I CAN EASY ROB A FREAKING BANK MAN .. WHO WANS TO BE MY DECIPLE ?? WE CAN SHARE THE LOAD WHEN I SUCCESSFULLY UNLOCK THE SAFE FROM THE BANK ... WAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

posted by Elven King at 1/12/2007 11:43:00 PM

today is a very special day .. a very special day for me .. u donnu if you mortals can take this not ... this is what happen today ..
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I CAN ACTUALLY BREAK IN TO MY FATHER'S SAFE DEPOSIT BOX ..he forgot the key combination and could not open the SaFe for 10 years already.. ok .
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. i actually watched a show at Discovery challel the day before .. the name is "MORE THAN HUMAN".. it shows this guy .. he's a lock picker .. and he could unlock the bank's saFe in just 15 minutes ..and .. bam .. i was v inspired ...
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so today i went to factory .. and went to my father's rest room .. and came across a safe deposit box .. so i went to try .. it took me only 5 minutes to open the SAFE ... how great is that ??
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and for your infomation .. the save has 3 gears .. which means tat there is 1000 possible combination (10 x 10 x 10 ) and the nop could turn clockwise and anticlockwise .. which means 1000 x 2 = 2000 and more combination of numbers ... AND I COULD OPEN IT IN 5 MINUTES ... I CONFESS ITS NOT SKILL ... ITS PURE LUCK .. PURE 100% ULTIMATE LUCK !!!! OMG ... 5 MINS LE .. I MYSELF WAS ALSO DAMN SHOCKED .. I JUS ANYHOW TURN CLOCKWISE AND ANTICLOCKWISE .. AND PRESS THE HANDLE ...AND THE DOOR OPEN LIKE abra-Kadabra .
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~u tell me .. i give u 1 year .. i dont think any1 can open that save .. if u think its easy .. try on your Father's save deposit box .. not the digital 1 .. the manual 1 .. u know ?? turn and turn ??
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all of you have learned PROBABILITY RITE ?? U OWN SELF GO AND COUNT .. WAT IS THE PROBABILITY OF OPENING A 3 DIGIT SAFE DEPOSIT BOX .. + WHICH COULD TURN CLOCKWISE AND ANTICLOCKWISE ... + ONLY IN 5 MINUTES ..
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OK PPL .. TELL ME THAT I AM GREAT .. NO NEED TO RESTRAIN YOUR TONGUE !!!

posted by Elven King at 1/12/2007 11:23:00 PM

i need to brush up on my lying man .. i can lie easily to a schoolmate .. even easier to a teacher .. but my heart beat so damn fast when i'm lying to an admin old pig eatting lady .. almost didnt go my way .. and she almost got me spending money tat is not even worth it ..
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the com lesson .. the teacher is so foolish tat he does not have the right to theach me man ... so lied to him tat i had stomach ache and got to go half and h earlier .. and jus nice .. its time to pay for the lessons .. but i only got like 2 lessons only .. and both lessons .. the teachers do not even know their stuff .. they r like .. wasting time .. clicking here and there .. not ansering to my questions at all .. bullshits ... lots of bullshit ..
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so damn why pay man .. cook up a story for the admin lady tat i forgot to bring the money (which i did).. and she insist on the fees .. even after i told her i got to discuss with my mom first .. so finally .. had to lie to her sayin tat i have stomach ache and urgently need to go .. she's still talkin when i walked out of the office ..
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was a close shave .. if i cracked .. i would have spend precious hard earn money on rubbish ...

posted by Elven King at 1/11/2007 11:27:00 PM

oh oh ... and i'm going back to sing at 8 of feb .. till like 11 of feb .... then i'll be on a jet plane to a new land with new weather and a total new everything ..

posted by Elven King at 1/11/2007 06:48:00 PM

haa... actually hols didnt happen anythin much actually .. was so bored i created my own boxing bag .. lol .. instead of buyin for $200 .. damn .. went driving around the complex yesterday .. and i am proud to say, my driving does improve man .. and at speed of 80 .. i can feel its damn fast le ..
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then found this v big patch of field with lots of sparrows .. so went with my driver to bird hunting .. shot like 2 i guess... and tested the arrow .. which could actually go v far .. furthur then i expected..

posted by Elven King at 1/11/2007 06:42:00 PM

waaaaaaaaaaaaa .. OMG MAN .. I CAN FINALLY ONLINE .. OMG .. I'M LIKE CUT OF FROM THE FREAKING WORLD FOR SO V V LONG MAN ... damn ... ok ok .. better type fast before the freaking internet as slow as snail breaks down again .. fag !! .. ha .. did i share my adventures of me in bali ? damn .. it was damn great man .. went to this island quite a small 1 acutally .. can cycle the whole island in 1.5 h .. and went scuba diving .. ppl usually take like 3 days for the course .. but family took only 1 day .. loi .. so chiong scuba diving .. woohoo .. the view is damn great from below man .. land sux man .. i hate land ... underwater is like total silent man .. only can hear your breathin ..damn loud like darth vader littat .. haha
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oh oh .. and went to cruise also .. not as grand as star cruise la .. but good enought to celebrate christmas .. then the ending is a disco party .. damn . i didnt know u can disco party for christmas .. anyway .. my sis went to dance .. so does my mother .. damn my mother can dance better then me man .. shit .. i've never been to club before .. and i'm proud i didnt .. and i'm not plannin to btw ..
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oh .. and i manage to shop also .. it's been like 2 years since i last shop .. ha .. i bought like 7 shirts and 5 long pants at 1 go . tats quite an achivement man .. form o'neal to err fubu .. ( its not famous izzit ? ) to EMPORIO ARMANI .. timberland ... ya so on and so on ... now have to stock like all the winter clothes for winter at aus ..
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herm herm .. lets see wat else .. oh oh .. had been forced to attend this com lesson . damn boring sial .. the teacher damn stupid also .. damn at last i lied and said i had stomachache and had to leave .. in the end .. i didnt pay for the lesson .. hahha serve him right .. hope u hunger for food for the rest of u life u scumbag .. u'r not worthy of being my teacher .. shit u !!!

posted by Elven King at 1/11/2007 06:31:00 PM

wooo foooo its been such a v v long time man .. damn taiwan earthquake . internet spoil .. indo internet like shit ..
anyway .. i had a v nice trip to bali .. went scuba diving .. damn nice ... need to wear this sexy suit .. loi .. and like like .. ehh .. quite deep la ... visited nimo fish ...haha .. then had this cruise ... saw this v big tuna fish .. v v big ... like shark littat .. man .. v beautiful ... then go snockling .. damn i donnu how to spell la .. i'm like the whole day at beach .. if not beach .. swimmin pool .. damn .. sea water and chlorine .. sea water and chlorine .. damn nice .. now i damn black .. almost like indian littat .. loi loi .. i'm not racist .... wooo fooooo bangla ....

posted by Elven King at 1/04/2007 08:35:00 PM