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About Me
bout me ? ehhh ...i'm freaking playful..but i dont smoke or drink or take drugs ... i'm anti smoker ... and confirm no drugs ( drugs dont keep your boys together) i think i have split personality le.. in school i can play and do stupid crazy stuff like jumping on a wall and joke until like shit but back at home i'm normal and i'm a teacher of the K1/2 center in my church... but i know when to play and when to be serious la wat i like:ah .. i like art .. Art is good ! take art!! and photography .. ahh .. it will help u balance your life ... wat i dont like : herm.. SMOKERS..if i'm the government i will ban smoking and legalise pirated vcds !!! damn .. tat will be good .. i hate ppl who cant be trusted .. duh .. lol ehh ... tats it .. I'M DONE ... CABRON
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i had a very beautiful dream a few days back and i allow me to share it with all the mortals.
i dreamt that i was given the chance of studying for the "O" lvls again back in Singapore .. as in i went back in time .. and went through the whole process of studying for the O lvls again... (not tat i fail and need to retake). i was sooo damn happy .. in the dream, i met brian teo.. and i asked him .. how long do we have until the o lvls come ? he replied : "2 more months." whoa.. so nice ?? i felt.. intense joy which is soooo undescribeable. all my friends were still there. my whole class was still there .. it just felt like i went back in time .. it felt like i've spend a few months in sydney already n then suddenly went back in time to the period of "studying for the O lvls period" i felt the joy man.. i was soo alive .. then sadly i woke up.. and realise it was jus a fuckalakadingdong dream. shit posted by Elven King at 5/23/2007 09:18:00 PM
a few days ago .. i realise this .. i realise tat i've been send to australia, stripped away from all the thigs tat i took for granted.. and put me to challenge.. head on ..with all the things tat i would not have learned if i stay in Singapore ..
In singapore, i have shelter.. from yiwei .. i have comfort ...i have support from yiwei. i have all the things i need tat i took for granted .. i am self-centered.. i am selfish.. and i dont care about other ppl..or the things surrounding me ..and i have an edge .. over the subjects tat i took ... here, i'm stripped from shelter.... i'm out of my comfort zone.. all the things tat i took for granted is gone .. i have to rely on my good friends to teach me subjects tat i am struggling to pass .. Here, i'm to learn how to share.... how to not be selfish .. and how not to be self centered .. here, i'm to learn tat the only way to get around is not only relying on your intelligence but also use kindness .. cauz once there is some1 "smarter" then you, u'll get slaughtered.. but if u have kindness .. u'll never loose .. here.. i'm training.. to share.. to use kindness .. to be a better person.. and to be a stronger person .. posted by Elven King at 5/18/2007 07:00:00 PM
i almost past away today .. well i thought i was going to .. played basketball .. with lots of jokes .. so my hand is tired, my leg, my stomach is in pain, my mouth, my cheek is hard as rock. therefore causing me to shoot like a blind man .. which makes the whole group laugh even more .. i was as close to the basket as possible .. but the ball still missed the hoop like a mile ..
anddddd... i lost the challenge.. so i had to walk around with my nipples in direct contact with the air .. in short, half naked..buttt...at last i got back my clothes cauz my frins were afraid tat the local police were contacted.. and if i got charged for improper behaveiour, they know they'll loose their balls. posted by Elven King at 5/15/2007 03:03:00 PM
.JPG) .JPG) .JPG) .JPG) .JPG) a.) my com b.) crusading knight c.)bed d.)the owner of the room e.) medieval2 total war map .. posted by Elven King at 5/14/2007 05:07:00 PM
 .JPG) .JPG) .JPG) .JPG) pics of my room .. i absolutely love my room very much cauz all the stuff is i buy 1 .. including the all stuff .. posted by Elven King at 5/14/2007 05:03:00 PM
wa lew ... i today have so many post man .. ehhhh and boontip seriously damn smart le .. i was about to post tat .. ehhh .. how come steven soooo similar to me ah .. v nice to see ppl in the same boat as me leh ... ehhh ... was about to say tat .. then tip said it already :
"I realise everyone's reading everyone's blogs! yay!! good good" . hahaha ... oh btw .. i jus realise i'm on the same boat as steven cauz today is the first time i read his blog .. ahhaahhahaha ... if not i wont have understoood wat boontip talkin about .. hahahha ... oh oh and ... eh steven thanks ah .. sweet complement .. much appreciated .. oh and btw ... who say u can call me an ass hole 1 ?? only yiwei or i myself can call myself asshole ok .. wat theee .... take the opportunity to call me asshole for nth ! ... wa lewwww ... lol .. wahhahahahh ... wait wait talk about boontip first .. will get back to steven later .. ohhhhhhhh .. and the second thing tip v smart today ... after reading her post i wanted to say OHHHHHHHH .... I WAN TO GO ALSO SIALLLLLL !!!! SUITE HOTEL ... WA LEWWWWWWWW..... then again .. she said it first .. "haiz i jus hope steven dtay and andre can come.. and ofcourse thida.." lol ... damn smart rite ... lol .. oh and back to steven .. wa lew .... i see your blog damn farny siallllllllll .. i laugh like shit man .. wat u wish his lj turn into cb ??????? warrrrrrrrrrrrrhwhhahahhahahah .... u see for yourself .. "all along I only hear him saying everything easy and yet he cheated for the test. OMG!! DUMBFUCK. Hope his lanjiao turns to a CB. IM STILL PISSED. i feel like cutting down his balls so that no girl want to fuck him. CBCBCBCB." warrghhhhhh ... damn funny .. i'm laughing to myself when cutting and pasting his words .. wahahahhaha ... posted by Elven King at 5/14/2007 03:38:00 PM
well although i cant deny tat my life is getting better and better .. guardian dont nag anymore .. i have the fast ass internet i need .. have been dling alot of movies so tat i can waste more time .. and basically already have all the things i need to live comfortably ..
although i still dont feel any of my friends here as part of my family .. u know .. the closeness .. and i still treat them as my new friends .. amd still v polite to each other and stiff .. and stuff .. posted by Elven King at 5/14/2007 03:38:00 PM
whoaa... i'm not myself this few days man .. wa lewwwwwwww..... where is all my friends ?? where they go sial ?? i'm here for nearly 4 months already .. but i still got this feeling .. any1 understand ?? i still feel i'm in singapore .. as in tlm i wake up, wear uni and go brd .. continue doing my Gigantic art piece .. and be a super joker saying WOOOOOOOOOFOOOOOOOOOOO .... or finding trouble with radah ramon .. or making jokes laughing around like no body business but still feel ok cauz every 1 knew me and its jus another day seeing andre acting like monkey .. and we'll laugh and shout and habera habera like absolutely no body's business ...
NNNNOOOOPPEEEE.. no more ... no more crazy andre anymore .. no more shouting around anymore noo jokes no more ..... andre ... now ... he is a quiet boy .. jus like ANY other student in the classroom .. absolutely nth special at all .. try to go next door and ask who is andre ?? har ?? who is tat person ?? never heard of him before ... andre is jus .. like ... any other kid whose parents send them to australia to do wat they do best .. suffer and study .. back to brd ... who is andre ?? orhhh andre ?? is he the 1 who vandalised the sch properly 1 ?? izzit the boy who spray painted the leaves golden ?? is he the one and only person who almost got a zero for his entire "O" lvls because he steals a whole stack of GCE O LVL rough paper out of the exam hall, but still knows tat he still can live on ?? or is he the 1 who is behind the mask doing my humps for class performance ??OR IZZIT THE BOY WHO GOT O FOR HIS SEC 3 ART EXAM BECAUSE A FARKING BALD TEACHER NOT HAPPY WITH ME CAUZ I WANNA HELP MY FRIEND ?? see the diff .. i'm not a trouble maker ok .. its called adventure .. anyway ... i'm here .. so v ordinary boy .. spend most of the time in front of com ... rarely interact with other human beings .. no .. not antisocial .. and starting to feel this whole aus thing is getting boring .. posted by Elven King at 5/14/2007 03:06:00 PM
today basically i spend 23 hours in my room .. alone .. for the whole of today i spoke to no 1 but with yiwei .. over the microphone .. and webcam .. so i see her vertually ..
i only spend 1 h today out of my room and tat is to buy my dinner .. and a few cans of tuna for breakfast .. throughout the 1 h outside my room, i didnt open my mouth ... ok only opened my mouth to say hi, how are u to the casher .. anddddd .. tat's it .. posted by Elven King at 5/13/2007 07:31:00 PM
interesting sea creatures tat i found in you tube .. i think some are real .. probably ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T7nYEb00vA&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS5yQFqXaaY&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fr8QIpcTsI&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrvPuxb5MB0&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUKxnEz_Nxs&mode=related&search= posted by Elven King at 5/13/2007 05:06:00 PM
let me write a little history of how and why i choose yiwei to be my girlfriend and how come we can actually sustain the relationship for more then 2 years and still going ... i acutally dare to write this and i dare say cauz.. comon man .. this is something to be proud of ok.. frankly speaking .. how many of u can sustain a relationship for more then 2 years ??
it goes a longggggggggg.... way back .. years ago when i was still known as "the asshole" .... seriously i was hated by every1 .. got emotional problem .. and many other challeges( like academically-un-inclined).. BUT.. luckly there was Yiwei to pull me through, although i'm a giant asshoooole, but she's still willing to give me the support i needed. So after i met her, everything was going nowhere ..... but up. of cauz my (and her) parents were not very happy with our relationship but they got nth to talk cauz even my results were going up. and yes for the first few months .. we face the world's worst challenges .. but we still made it through .. so i said to my self .. damn we;ve gone through those many shit, there's nth else tat can break our relationship man ... soo ... a strong foundation was built ..and yes there are still challenges tat we face .. but its an eye shit compared to wat we've gone through .. ok a nose shit maybe .. compared to elephant shit tat we face last time .. yup .. andd..... howw our relationship can actually sustain for so long ... tat is magic .. lol .. no la .. this is why .. we are so diffrent .. i am north pole she's south (diffrent poles attract).. i'm andre and she's yiwei .. ok .. u get the idea.. we are so diffrent tat we fit like 1 gigantic jig saw puzzle .. it's like the gears in a clock ..wat i'm lacking its filled in and vice versa .. ok to simplyfy it .. its like ying and yang ... ( although i hate to use this buddhist thingy as an example...) and to simplyfy it even furthur .. its 3 words.. WE ARE COMPLETE ..i say we cauz its me and wei then is complete..complete as in full circle .. perfect click ? but of cauz there is alot other thingy tat is needed to sustain the relationship .. yiwei is v tolerant .. i dont wanna phrase myself ok .. (although i got contribute in forming this strong relationship also ) anyway anyway .. i better make use of this time together to thank yiwei for being so tolerant.. the relationship whould be over if i acutally stead with other girls. oh oh .. and better make use of this time also .. to enforce tat i still love yiwei ok .. DO NOT EVEN THINK "OHH .. ANDRE IS IN ANOTHER COUNTRY .. THEIR GONNA BREAK SOON . " DONT EVER THINK ... OH AND BTW... I AM STILL THE BOYFRIEND OF YIWEI OK .. DO NOT EVEN CROSS YOUR MIND TRYING TO BE FUNNY OK .. I WILL COME DOWN ON YOU SOOO HARD.. U WISH YOUR FATHER WOULD HAVE WORE CONDOM OR YOUR MOTHER WAS NOT TAT HORNY.. EVEN IF THEY DESPRATELY REALLY WANNA GIVE BIRTH TO A BOY .. U'LL WISH U'R BORN AFTER I PAST AWAY .. posted by Elven King at 5/13/2007 01:52:00 PM
i was lookin though boontip's blog the other day and i come across this ..i was thinking for the ans for 2 days ..
August 08 choose one would u like to be good hearted, or clever? then i got the ans after 2 days of thinking .. i say, both good hearted and clever will lead to wat u wan .. and give u the results tat u wan .. jus tat both will go through 2 diffrent path before reaching the same goal .. anyway i interprete "clever" not in terms of academically . its the another "clever" if u get wat i mean .. if u use "good hearted" u'll need to have patience to reach your goal .. cauz its gonna be longer then being "clever". buttt... being good hearted, u'll always reach your goal.. being clever, wont always reach your goal .. u jus need some1 smarter then u .. and u'r screwed. in other words, u acutally lost the game.(unless u outwit tat person,which u cant cauz tat person is already smarter then yourself). but being kind hearted.. there's no such thing as win or loose... it doesnt matter if another person is more kind then u. posted by Elven King at 5/13/2007 01:26:00 PM
omg .. i was brozing through my last time post when i come across this ... ohhh mmyyyy ... good memories man .. ok ok .. i'm not here to offend any1 again ok .. its the past ... i look to the past once in a white .. and happen to come across this .. agian .. anyway .. i'm still laughin when i read this la .. must be too bored .....
wa lew .. i'm damn bad last time man .. myyyyy... anyway remember tat i announced tat i will try my best to be as kind as ruth and yiwei ?? yes .. its still on .. i'm still trying to work towards my goal ... OF BEING A KIND PERSON .. actually the deadline is by the end of 2006 .. but to me .. this is still 2006 cauz i didnt celebrate christmas orrr ... new year .. orrrrrr .. CHINESE NEW YEAR .. .. uhhhh ... this is so colourful man .. lol ... hahhaha .. trying this once in awhile .. use red all the time .. Oh man I’m so inspired by wei ren and his weirenism that I am weirenised .. now I am one of his followers .. I shall change my name to Orlando~jose .. I AM WEIRENISED !! woofooo … I got no originality and I copy sudoku instructions from wikipedia !! wahahah .. omg .. wat am I talking about … must be the sprit of weirenism is trying to come into my body .. come on … I’ve been waiting for this day … come on . the sprit of weirenism .. come to me !! .. (then again .. I think its too fat to go in my body ) .. I am so inspired by weirenism tat I now also have the ability to wrght beautiful sad poems and songs … but I’m not gonna do it today .. master weiren ... i am your no#1 fan .. use me to stalk other ppl please ... USE ME !! hehe .. ok ok fun's ober .. my good frin weiren knows tat i;m joking .. as usual .. no offence .. this is for entertament purposes .. haha .. PEACE ESE !! CANT TAKE THE JOKE ?? FORGERRIT hehe .. posted by Elven King at 5/12/2007 07:10:00 PM
i am enlightened today .. i understand why i have been send here .. i finally knew why .. i've been send here .. to actually have an experience of life ... this is life ... real life .. without protection or shelter... its not tat i'm here all by myself anyway .. i have a handful of ppl who i can rely on when i'm really stuck ..
i always thought tat i was every independent already .. u know .. stay in singapore .. away from parents ... i thought i'm more independent then the rest of the frinds i know ...... until i reach here ..now i find tat back in Singapore i actually have guardians taking care of my food and doing the washing and stuff .. until i reach here .. there is a whole new meaning to the word independent .. its close to "surviving yourself" .. and life ... real life .. is actually not tat easy/ smooth straight road ... and of cauz .after i grow even older.. there will be a whole more new meaning to the word independent again ... jus tat .. at tat time .. i'll be more prepared .. soo .. its gonna be a valueable lesson i'm gonna learn throughout my stay here .. man i thank God for giving me the knowledge to understand this ... posted by Elven King at 5/12/2007 05:02:00 PM
from today on .. everytime i think of stuff i will write it down here .. least i forget .. better reconnect with my old friends before its too late ..
jus a few days ago i was talking to amanda .. i was telling her .. u this kind of ppl .. v impt to me .. yup .. her job is to remind me wat hw to do .. long long time ago ... when i was in sec 1 .. i got err... as far as i can remember .. sumaira ... remember her ?? the girl from pakistan .. to remind me of homework .. for sec 2 i got yiwei to remind me wat hw to do .. sec 3 i got amanda to do the job .. now even i come to uni .. i got another guy whose job is to remind me wat hw to do .. man.. old habbits .. i cant remember unimportant stuff .. like hw .. lollllll .... anyway ... tahnks to u ppl ya .. all my secatery did a good job .. posted by Elven King at 5/11/2007 11:47:00 PM
yesterday le ... i was .. again .. thinkin back ... was thinking bout boontip .. was v happy though... found her blog .. so now i will know hw my old friend's life is going now .. yesterday was a v meaningful day ..
its good .. to reconnect with your old frins .. agian .. posted by Elven King at 5/11/2007 11:10:00 PM
GOD ... cannot cannot .. i almost every night now think about my friends man ... so so ... every night i will think about the past a few times .. then in the morn like normal again
...tonight ... i was thinking back again.... then i remebered rowena .. longggggggggg... time ago ... when we were like sec 1 or 2 period .. i used to everytime call her to go down and buy drinks for me .. lol .. in the wee early hours in the morn ... v lazy to go down .. so usually asked her to buy drinks for me .. hhahaha ... i think i got treat her also .. so didnt really abuse her .... she's still short and cute last time ok .. ben's cousin .. and knows how to speak indo .. no wonder she's my teman .. lol posted by Elven King at 5/11/2007 11:03:00 PM
wellllllllll .... this is gonna be another boring post .. all those who read this .. will the the ones .. who cared ... or the ones who got nth to do .. and will continue to read until the end ..
anyway ... i've read some1 blog .. and seriously feel .. ahissssssss ... i donnu how to describe the feeling ... actually should still be regret ... not deeply regret .. oh btw i know i've been repeating this alot of times .. but .. regreted i didnt treat my friends well enough when i was still at singapore .. this is the only thing i can say .. anyway .. i now try to catch up with my old friends .. but .. herm .. a little too late isnt it ?? only can talk in msn .. and i will try to read your blogs .. to help me know .. wat is happenning to my old friends .. and i try not to loose contact with u all .. posted by Elven King at 5/10/2007 11:36:00 PM
fooghh... sio leong nevra uapdate lhaio.... finally, i've settled down,(after like 3 months) .. now really have settled down already.. hav all the stuff i need. internet is ON.. never hear from agent anymore .. no more problems from guardian also ... foooo ... peace and tranquility to the valley .. so anyway .. (although i'm still not "lovin it" over here) ...i'm good now .. as for the education .. well still considered moderate la .. there's lots of projects .. (jus like poly ) .. ya.. so now in times like this ... i have nth much to blog about ..
well actaually there's 1 thing .. actually every night .. well almost every night .. (this only happends at night, u know ?? when the sun is out ) .. i actually still regret not really appreciating my friends back at singapore.. so anyway now .. i'm trying very hard not to loose contact with many of you all .. ( although some seriously need to be deleted from my memory).. i have alot to talk about u all .. but i think its a little too late isnt it ?? the "missing you" feeling is not really there anymore .. most of you continue having a very happy life at poly .. well i have moved on too .. jus tat at night i will occassionally thing back ... then the next morning will be normal agian .. no no .. i'm not saying that thinking bout the past is not normal .. posted by Elven King at 5/09/2007 06:06:00 PM
okie ......... jus got nagged again after 1.5 years of no 1 nagging at me ...... anyway .. by the time u reading this post .. i would have cooled down by alot ..
sooooo .. today i cooked myself again ... and forgot to clean up the crumps .. okie .......... let the nagging begin .... first ... she say must clean the crumps .... ok... so i did .... done .. but .. oh .. its not done .. she should have stopped there .. but no .. she choose to go on ... continued by saying the towel is not put like this 1 ... woooshaaaaa .... okkkkkk .... then continued by saying .... FROM TODAY ONWARDS I MUST WEAR SOCKS IF NOT I WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE ... WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING HELL CHEBAI LANJIAO KONTOL ANGING FUCKING MONKEY CRAP MONKEY SHIT DICK ASSHOLE KANINABU .. CHAO CHE BAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....KETEK FUCK FUCKING FUCKERS FUCKING PIRATE WHITE SAGGY ASS ... APPLE FUCK MANGO PRODUCING MONSTER ..... LIKE OH MYYYYYYYYY.... I RAN OUT OF VULGARITIES ... OHHH MY FUCK .... OMGWRGLA ... HABERAGINA KANINA ... posted by Elven King at 5/05/2007 04:40:00 PM
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